A Better Kentuckian: Hot Brown
Part of what makes me a terrible Kentuckian is that I’ve slept on the Hot Brown sandwich. It’s hard to believe, but in my 31 years of living I have never had one before! I’m woke now though. The Kentucky Hot Brown is an open-faced…
Goetta Load of This!
What other city can take peasant food and elevate it to a delicacy? Cincinnati has done exactly that with goetta. If we’re being honest, goetta is a polished turd, but it’s delicious so who gives a shit? It’s a combination of ground pork and beef,…
My 3 Favorite Things about New Orleans
New Orleans has something for everyone. It’s a city for the young and the old. It’s for music lovers and foodies. It’s for hippies and hillbillies. Moms can go and whip out their mommy mounds to prove they’re still edgy, and dads can be…
My European Massage
Getting a massage has been on my bucket list for years. I’ve never gotten one because it has always seemed like such an indulgence. They can be expensive and every time I get close to scheduling one, I end up telling myself it’s unnecessary. …
A Better Kentuckian: The Gun Range
I’ve never been a great Kentuckian. As a kid, most Kentucky “traditions” didn’t appeal to me. Horses smelled weird, fried chicken grossed me out and my parents were prudes and wouldn’t give me bourbon nightcaps. I’ve never heard bluegrass music and I can take…
